During the week I was preparing for FFGS by stealing confectionary from work. A few bars packed in my bag, a few stuffed in my pockets and a few shoved down my pants as I waddled to my car inconspicuously. All this risk to put a smile on the face of my beloved golfing friends. I expected comments like “you’re a very thoughtful young man”, or “thanks Si you’re a pal”. Instead John Aylward asked “what drinks have you got” and Dave Hadden shouted “not more of that salted caramel shite!”. Hundreds of pounds of product I have given away and all I have ever got back is one chocolate bar calling me a TOSSER and a series of complaints.
Luckily I had a great lift there with Frank and Kev, and a very fun and friendly round with Les and Bower reminding me that there are still some good people in this world.
During the round I asked Mike and Les what is the key to a happy and fruitful relationship , after a few seconds of thinking they both advised me to forget women and turn gay. After discussing this with my girlfriend when i got home, she thought it was best I remained straight for the time being.
The lack of serious golf chat helped me to relax and collect a few pars and take my first victory in years. See you all in Tenerife !
Fun fact: If I walked in after 2 holes then rob would have just beat me on a countback. *Sorry rob*
Thanks and congrats to our winner, Simon Davies
For full schedule see; Helsby
Long Drive – John Alyward
NP – Simon Davies
NP2 – Steve Stuart
2’s – Dan Witterick
For current League and Helix standings see Current Season.
See you all at the next event
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