Prestatyn Golf Club

May Bank Holiday Sunday swinging sticks in sunny (not really) Wales – what more could you want. After hearing that Lee had decided to leave the society left us with sadness – an early drive to North Wales with our newest member, Matt Naylor was a good start to the day. Welcome young Naylor – I’m sure you’ll be called a bandit soon.

The first tee had a few members discussing who would be the first to duff it into the ditch or into the deep rough down the left side. Mike Bower did his best with his flop shot with a hybrid that went just over the ditch and rough.. Being the penultimate group to enter the fray, I was looking forward to a good round of golf and a laugh with Col, Derek and Wadders – and it was. A couple of highlights of the group were Col duffing a chip straight into a ditch before the green then proceeding to play the exact same shot moments later. Derek about to tee off on the Par 3 17th before two pedestrians walked along the path across the fairway – Derek saying jokingly “I’ll try and hit them” and then nearly did with a near shank shot. Wadders is quite fond of the sand and went in nearly every bunker possible. Then managing to hit his ball into the face of the bunker which spun out and landed straight into the ditch. I, overall played my best ever round of golf and managed to score 45 points which I couldn’t be happier about. Everything just went well today and after a few years of playing since my last monthly win – today was the day.

The fairways and greens ran nice and quick which was advantageous if you like to run the ball low. The course was in decent condition and was a nice challenging course all round.

A mention to Dave Hadden who played a great game today shooting 44 points but unfortunately didn’t win. Sorry Dave! But 44 is a fantastic score non the less. 

Thank you gents for a great day as always and I’ll see you at the next event at Shaw Hill.


Thanks and congrats to our winner, Zach Jones

For full schedule see; Prestatyn Golf Club

Long Drive – Simon Davies

NP – Simon Davies

NP2 – Steve Clarke

2’s – Paul Foode, Steve Clarke, Evan Bale

For current League and Helix standings see Current Season.

See you all on the 13th of June at Shaw Hill

Tytherington Golf Club

Well I for one was ecstatic to back out on the course having last played with the society at Captains Day back in September. I had managed to play a staggering 6 rounds in the 3 weeks since lockdown eased (record for me), and being buoyed by a previous win at Tytherington (back in July 2015) I had a feeling of cautious optimism. Preparation though didn’t go particularly well, by the time I’d thrown a coffee down me and finished my bacon barm it was already 11:45am which, being in the first group, meant only 15mins to get ready. Having hit a couple of putts on the practice green I was ushered to the first tee and proceeded to slice my opening 5 iron into the rough a mere 250yds from the green! After some good scrambling I got away with a bogey which was a theme for the rest of the day. I was in the company of the ever consistent Mike Bower and the mercurial John Aylward, the latter got off to an absolute flyer and was 4 under his handicap (18 points with two gross birdies) by the 7th hole, myself and Mike desperately trying to keep pace. As we reached the 15th tee, without having produced any real fireworks, i had taken the initiative and had a slender 1 shot lead. At this point we were tussling for what we both thought was going to be a 3rd or 4th place finish but we spurred each other on and finished solidly, Mike trailing and looking somewhat battered and bruised by the course.
The fairways were a little patchy leading to some questionable lies, and the greens were a little slower than they looked (which i didn’t mind) but in general the course was in decent nick. I hadn’t really noticed but there was a lot of elevation on the course which may have had an impact on a few members, I think we’ll see a few more buggies if we play here again in the near future.
As the winner was announced I rather embarrassingly corrected the Captain who had called out Dave Hadden (to the crowds delight), unfortunately it was me who had prevailed on a countback (17 to 16) which was made worse by the fact that no-one had beat my long drive or NP2, the silence was deafening. It was my first win in almost 2 years (June 2019) so i was quietly pleased with myself, even if no-one else was.

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Hesketh Golf Club

Never forget it, it was clear from the very 1st hole when Nello’s beautifully played wedge bounced 20 feet in the air and shot through the back.  Winning with 32 pts just about sums up the difficulties faced by one and all.  We also found another weather phenomenon which didn’t suit Hadden snr, that’s too sunny, too windy and now too icy.  Hopefully see you all at Knott end.

Thanks and congrats to our winner, Mark Campbell

For full schedule see; Hesketh Golf Club

Long Drive –

NP –

NP2 –

2’s –

For current League, Helix and Matchplay standings see Current Season.

See you whenever Boris lets us out again!

Morecambe Golf Club – Captains Day 2020

Most had an early start, leaving the bright sunshine of Liverpool/ Manchester behind, and arriving to the grey overcast skies of Morecambe with it blowing a gale. As the morning scramble got underway, I sent my first tee shot over the trees, over the fence and out of bounds. The sympathetic galleries of Woodsy and Campbell and their cries of “You’ve just killed that cockle picker” filled me with confidence. The scramble served as a good warm up for most, with the score generally around level par, with the winner coming in 2 under, and the losers coming in at 4 over. Sorry Zach.

After some half time soup and sandwiches, and pints for some, there was a rush for some to make their tee. The course was in great condition and the wind seemed to calm down slightly in the afternoon. There was an assassination attempt on the 13th green/ 14th tee. While allowing the group in front tee off, I believed I was stood in a safe place. Matt Naylor decided to rifle a drive knee height straight towards me. Doing my best Michael Flatley impression to try a get out of the way, it was a choice between my kneecap, or my golf bag. The bag took the impact, and the leg of which now has a nice bend to show for it. Must have known I was on a decent score.  

Congratulations to Col, who managed to beat Martyn in their matchplay, despite the 30 year age gap, and 250 yard gap off the tee. Commiserations Martyn. Congratulations must also go to Mike Bower for victory in the league, and to Dave Hadden for the helix.

Thanks as well to Lee for his contributions as Captain over the past year, a good luck to John for the next season. I look forward to the chaos that ensues!

Thanks and congrats to our two time Captains Day winner, Dan Foode. No more needs to be said.

For full schedule see; Morecambe Golf Club – Captains Day

Long Drive – Paul Foode

NP – Frank McGlynn

NP2 – Dave Whitaker

2’s – N.A.

For current League, Helix and Matchplay standings see Current Season.

See you for the start of a new season at Prestatyn on the 4th of October

Preston Golf Club

Arriving at the club it was a pleasant surprise to see the greens in such good nick, there were several mummering’s of “how is this place only £25”.
Bacon butties and coffee were served on individual tables even though people had shared cars  which seemed a little odd but all concerns of lonely dining were soon a distant memory when it was realised that this month we would be getting 3 rations of bacon instead of 2. 
The front 9 wasn’t the most inventive of course design, up, down, up, down, up, down, i think George Lowe couldn’t be arsed that morning. The back 9 was much better, elevated tee boxes, small firing greens just over ditches, some cracking par 5s and testing par 3s. It wasn’t for the faint hearted and it definitely wasn’t for Kev and Steve Doran, in fact the front 9 wasn’t either (sorry guys). An absolute pleasure to play (smiled all day long) and a personal highlight was when Steve Doran played three off the par 3 tee box, had a shot then hit it into a ditch, my dad then teed off from the elevated green over his head as he was out of view, Steve then found his ball in the ditch, dropped out, chipped on and still had a put for a point! I still haven’t worked that out! haha
Good day out and looking forward to the next event! Steve D
Thanks and congrats to our winner, Steve Davies

For full schedule see; Preston Golf Club

Long Drive – Andy Davies

NP – Dave Hadden

NP2 – Steve Davies

2’s – Josh Hadden

For current League, Helix and Matchplay standings see Current Season.

See you at Morecombe on the 13th of September

Pleasington Golf Club

“Hi guys. Hope everyone enjoyed Pleasington as much as I did. I thought the course was in excellent condition and definitely one of the better courses the society have played.

Having just had my 3rd lesson in 50 yrs of playing golf I have to say it was £20 well spent. I think many of our members could benefit from his wisdom. His name is Chris Mawdsley and he resides at Formby Driving Range and maybe he can teach Andy to avoid every bunker on the course.

Thanks to Andy, Mike and Frank for the enjoyable company on a glorious day. Looking forward to Preston which is another great course.”

Thanks and congrats to our long overdue winner Mark Campbell. You forgot to mention your members bounces though!

For full schedule see; 9th of August Pleasington Golf Course

Long Drive – Simon Davies

NP – Steve Waddelove

NP2 – Josh Hadden

2’s – …

For current League, Helix and Matchplay standings see Current Season.

See you at Preston on the 30th of August

Society Championship, Hill Valley Golf Club

Drama, tension, a ten pointer and a two-hole play-off, the Championship this year had it all. Relocated to sunny Shropshire from the Costa del Sol, forests and swathes of long grass replaced the sand and immaculate lawns of Spain for the 19 members who ventured to Whitchurch. Although a bit cooler than Spain, thankfully the weather behaved itself and the weatherproofs could be left in the car.

The Emerald course, which we played on the first two days, proved to be tight with too many trees for my liking. The sound of ball striking timber was fairly common although I must admit to have developed an uncanny knack of getting the ball to bounce back into play on more than one occasion. Not all were so lucky with one report that they never made it onto the fairway in the 36 holes we played on the course (plus the next 12 on the Sapphire course!)

After two days, the final group tackling the Sapphire course were chasing Mike Bower who was in the lead. Supposedly the ‘easier ‘ course, in places it was difficult to see  the green for the trees – if the Emerald was tight, this was the proverbial duck’s arse! Very scenic but badly let down by the condition of the greens which meant that putting was sometimes a matter of hit and hope. The three chasers tried to keep the pressure up on the leader but it was never clear whether any of us were making any in roads into his lead. My impression on the last hole was that it was close but there was still a gap and my only hope was to keep the pressure up. We both finished with fives, so was resigned to finishing behind Mike overall. It was a real surprise the find out that we were tied once all the scores were counted.

Having duffed my second shot on the first play-off hole the pendulum swung away from me but an up and down from the front of the green meant I recovered to tie the hole. Cries of ‘they’re going back’ from the balcony and referee Andy Davies had another four hundred yard jog back to the 18th tee. Both on the green for three, both within five feet for four! A lipped putt and I was left with four feet to win. When I opened my eyes, it was in the hole!!

A great three days golf in great company, even the draft beer running out on the second evening didn’t impact on the banter. Thanks go to Barry for keeping all the records up to date and for everybody who attended for making it a memorable event.

Thanks and congrats to our first 3 time Championship winner, Evan Bale!

For full schedule see; 19- 21st of July 2020 Society Championship, Hill Valley

Long Drive – Steve Davies, Josh Hadden, Steve Davies

NP – Dan Foode, Martyn Wilson, Frank McGlynn

NP2 – Andy Davies, Dan Foode, John Aylward

2’s – Steve Davies

For current League, Helix and Matchplay standings see Current Season.

See you at Pleasington on the 9th of August

Dean Wood Golf Club

Once again the weather Gods shone on us. We’d had a society day here donkeys years ago and my memory of it was that it wasn’t up to much but I’ve got to say I thought it was in great nick & a perfect venue for a society outing, one we should definitely keep on the regular play calendar.  The physics defying greens were a serious test, uphill was downhill, left to right was right to left & fast!

Having been in a group with Simon & Steve it’s pretty obvious that any longest drive comp wins are a thing of the past, maybe time to introduce an over 50s LD comp? Having said that our third group member Mike Bower can still bomb them out there! Not bad for one of the old farts that’s spent as much time recovering from operations as he has playing golf in the last few years.

I certainly wasn’t expecting to have to write this again after the 6 shot slash from Wirral, and with 8 now gone in the last 2 outings I suspect any chance of winning the championship has sailed off into the sunset. Commiserations to Steve in our matchplay, it could easily have gone the other way if a couple of tiddler putts had dropped for him.

Well done to all the other comp winners and looking forward to seeing one and all at Hill Valley.  The weather forecasts looking great so can’t wait.  At least I’ve got enough golf balls for the first 2 rounds.

Thanks and big congrats to our back-to-back winner, Mike Kirkland!

For full schedule see; 12th of July 2020 Dean Wood Golf Club

Long Drive – Steve Davies

NP – Mike Bower

NP2 – Paul Foode

2’s – …

For current League, Helix and Matchplay standings see Current Season.

See you at Hill Valley on the 19th of July

Wirral Golf Club

“Great to be back out on the fairways again with the society & a good turnout with 25 members and 1 guest.  It seemed a lot longer than 12 weeks since the last one, thankfully we’re all still here to keep playing although I’m not sure that will continue if Kevin Wilson’s social distancing regs lapses continue! Thankfully he didn’t need to take the flag pole out very often ( sorry Kev )

Wirral is short, even off the whites but was an ideal challenge for the restart.  The greens were a bit on the slow side but overall presented in great condition.  Lots of good scores registered with 18 at 30+ & 4 making it into the 40s.  My sincere apologies to Paul.  If I’d played as I did at Formby on Friday I’d have been nailed on for the wooden spoon but thankfully my alter ego turned up & having to give me 11 shots he was on a hiding to nothing in the matchplay.  He did have the consolation of walking away with the longest drive prize, no mean feat with all the young bucks in the society these days, hats off.

Good to see Kevin Wilson back with us clicking along with his dodgy walnut whip, & 28 pts, not bad for an old croc 👍.  The new slimline Josh was as good company as ever.  His new sylphlike figure hasn’t taken anything away from his monster drives but I’m not sure the course suited his power game? He could have done with a 100yds adding to each hole.

The weather was great, how do we get away with it so often? They say the sun shines on the righteous, so whichever one of you qualifies in that dept please keep turning up. Walking down the 18th fairway, hot, tired & gagging for a cold beer we were ruing the fact that we couldn’t have a cold pint of San Miguel only to find that the star of the day, Colin, had brought a car load of cold beers, awesome! No one at the club seemed to mind us milling around.  It finished the day off nicely, wouldn’t have been the same without it, well done Col 👏👏.

The main talking point was Wadders flowing silky locks bursting out from under his cap Willy Wonka style. Needless to say most of those taking the mickey hadn’t been in the least bit affected by the lack of hairdressing facilities during lockdown.

Great day all round & fingers crossed see you all at Dean Wood on the 12th.”

Thanks and congrats to our winner Mike Kirkland

For full schedule see; 14th of June 2020 – Wirral Golf Club

Long Drive – Paul Foode

NP – Steve Davies

NP2 – Andy Davies

2’s –

For current League, Helix and Matchplay standings see Current Season.

See you at Dean Wood on the 12th of July