Woke up & hadn’t wet the bed (good start), teeth, shower, sh!te, 1st mistake choosing M6 rather than A59 to save 7 minutes (similar to choosing 5 wood instead of 7 iron later on; knob-ed so I am). 20 min delay on M6 (subsequent 7 blobs on golf course). Nice bacon bap & your brother Steve was great company, however he scored 5 on nearly every fecking hole (bastard)! Kevin just as nice using nifty irons annoyingly straight (another bastard)! Good beer & lovely drive home via A59 then Southport Coast Road with beautiful sunset & full moon. Called police because of stalker who followed me all the way home (turned out to be John Aylward)!